Just when you thought it couldn't get more stupid...

This story appears on the news wires: House cafeterias change names for 'french fries' and 'french toast'

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. "Freedom" Fries? Don't these morons even know that French Fries aren't even french? They were invented in Belgium! Why the hell don't they ban French's Mustard as well!